An Open Letter To Dani Alves From Armchair Liberals!

Dear Dani Alves,

We now feel cheated because your reaction to racism was not as spontaneous as we had hoped! Cheated of what, we do not know!

Please be sure in future to respond to racism in an uncalculated manner. Freestyle it, if you will!

We were so disappointed that your banana protest was not off-the-dome. Next time, show us unscripted struggle so we know it’s real!

Yet you are certainly not a monkey. A monkey would perform to carefully-dictated order. Your protest was the opposite!

But back to us! God forbid that you should take it upon yourself to plan a response to months of humiliating racist acts in your place of work!

Thank you Dani!  We’re not sure what we’re going to do about racism in football, but we’re sure that we’re disappointed in you!

Yours sincerely,

Armchair Liberals!






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